Bad Lover

Inspired by Lena Miro’s post.

Lena is right in every way — about boobs, about fat, and about guys. You know, in order for a person to really appreciate everything he has, a certain situation should be given for comparison. International experience is not the worst. In fact, despite the perception that every man is different, in general, a Russian man is a bad lover. Primarily because he is selfish. He becomes selfish merely because he was spoiled by his mothers, grandmothers, and aunts. Shall we dive into what makes a man a good lover? Although it’s easier to figure out what makes him a bad one. There are no lectures or courses that educate men on this topic, and even if there were, what kind of man would have attended it?

Back in the 90s, my friend — who was a sex therapist (the profession was quite opportunistic at that time) — used to claim that every man in the world suffers from “premature ejaculation”, and then it is up to him what to do with it: train himself or leave it as it is.

Indeed, the 90s were just wild times, not merely because you could have been shot on the street by a man in a pink suit, but also because nearly 98 percent of the population — undergoing tests back then — were diagnosed with chlamydia. It’s not a joke. The testing boom in the 90s made fortunes of many medical centers, which later went out of business. Almost everyone was diagnosed with chlamydia! For many, this was an unknown overseas diagnosis, but most of the boys diagnosed with the latter exhaled with relief, for they were much more afraid to have the usual gonorrhea instead. Many still do not understand what it was, and how it could have affected their lives. The phrase “it drips from the end” until a certain moment was as well-known as the “pumped up lips” now; it sounded like something truly inevitable! How chlamydia has impacted the sexual health of Russian men, well, try to guess yourself.

So, a Russian man is not fond of having sex using a condom. Previously, it was even considered “lame”. First, the potency of the Russian man has historically been weak. Thus, a condom is no help here! Weak potency is associated with many factors: war, stress, hunger in the past, which in the future turned into binge-eating, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, and doing drugs on Barsik — not the best turnout. (“Barsik” is not a popular expression, but an affectionate and gentle word, which was invented by one of my friends, a boy who, in my youth, constantly chewed grass like dill and parsley while claiming: “It’s good for Barsik!”)

Weak potency, even among young Russian people, is a fairly common phenomenon. I know many women who complain about this, and it is no coincidence. The lifestyle of a Russian man does not contribute to a confident erection. Smoking, lack of physical exercise, alcohol abuse — all these aspects lead to the fact that the Russian women has become used to not encountering men with a healthy, persistent d*ck. Thus, women have to adjust and accept how it is. As a result, a Russian woman either has never ejaculated at all or simply trained for a high-speed orgasm.

In general, the sexual health of a Russian female is determined by the ability to cum in 30 seconds from the awkward rubbing of a human flesh. I had a chance to talk with one famous Russian psychologist, who stated that an average Russian woman does not consider the lack of libido to be some sort of deviation. As a rule, women who come to a psychologist do not consider this a problem at all. Moreover, many feel somewhat happy! It kind of became a social norm. At least, it is better for a Russian man if things remain like that. I mean, who needs a woman who is “weak on the front”??? You can’t get awaywith it! She would need to be fucked. Fucked: a) regularly, b) with a hard cock,c) continuously. When I say continuously, I mean an adequate amount of minutes that would be optimal for a female’s orgasm. As a rule, men who cannot offer this to their woman become aggressive — this is their defense mechanism. In fact, those were the men who came up with such phrases as: “The size of a man’s penis does not affect orgasm…” In reality, a Russian man does not care about the quality of his woman’s sex life. They mistakenly, but quite confidently state that this is her own issue. Therefore, if a woman goes wandering for another partner, the “whore” label is immediately assigned to her — this is another way how he defends himself.

I can’t say that a Russian woman is harmless. In my opinion, every woman is able to educate her man sexually. However, men don’t like to be educated by women, especially when it comes to this issue. To interest a man in the knowledge of a female sexuality??? Ugh, they don’t care! It’s like a mission impossible for a man to become compelled by this topic.

Nonetheless, I know that some women succeed in doing so. In such case, their union can be much stronger. Sexual candor is expensive! But again! Men are usually not fond of revelations. For them, this is an ineffective waste of time.

In addition to sex education, a woman can look after the physical state of her man, so she would not have to complain about the lack of an erection. She can get rid of the alcohol from the house, throw all the junk food out of the refrigerator, and there is no need to constantly stuff your man with food. It is better to exercise or do any other physical activity together that involves working on congestion in the small pelvis. Cycling has a wonderful effect on pelvic health. Yes, a woman is obliged to drive the blood there, down to the vagina. Many women, naturally because of their insecurities, prefer to live with a chubby hubby in a luxurious mansion than to reside with a handsome muscular man in a tiny crib. Bad news, but for a man’s long-term sexual health, he needs to avoid drinking, smoking, using drugs, and instead exercise more. Plus, no one canceled proper nutrition!
Oh, and yes, dear ladies, don’t take it all personally. If his dick did not “stand up”, it doesn’t mean it’s because of you. It just means that it did not “stand up”. Remember — men, as they like to call themselves, are hunters!

Therefore, armed with a spear and letting a man go hunting for prey, he would return exactly with a prey he managed to catch. Yet, the prey that was stronger and faster ran away. I don’t think that while being hungry, he would think that the one that ran away could have tasted better, therefore, he would just enjoy what he caught.

P.s. Despite the “disguised” version of a “man-hunter”, the primary version would be the “man-child”… He needs to be taught, educated, and looked after. Only when he “grows up”, you can finally reap the benefits.

Author: Masha Lopatova