People always tend to ask me, why did I once proclaimed to the whole world that I allow my husband to cheat on me at least once a year, or to be more precise, exactly once a year. He has the right to treason +\/- once a year. I always joke about this when someone asks me why only once, and I answer that it actually depends on how he behaves throughout the year, maybe I can even agree for a couple of times. As if \u201cha-ha=ha\u201d should be written here. But I’m not kidding. It’s true.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This has become my solution to the issue. In fact, there was no problem as such. Nevertheless, I thought that such an offer might interest my spouse. Indeed, he accepted the offer. I can’t say that he jumped up in his chair from such a prospect, yet he respectfully asked me, \u201care you serious?\u201d And I replied that it was completely serious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The thing is, at that moment my husband was only 20 years old, and I was one of the few of his \u201creal\u201d women. As a matter of fact, I was his \ufb01rst girlfriend. It is important to note that 16 years later, I am still his \ufb01rst and so far the last girlfriend. I, as a reasonable person, or as homosapiens,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
could assume that since he does not have much experience in shoveling human cunts (this is very seldom among wealthy Russian boys nowadays), I should provide him such an option. My man should be aware of what this world consists of, and in this way too. I know that everything I say here might sound monstrous to many, and this is understandable. However, for me this is almost the same as letting (to let means not to allow, not to approve, but to agree with yourself) your \ufb01fteen-year-old son drink an entire bottle of vodka. Well, or half a bottle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 after all, this would be just enough to cover our yard in vomit, yet this is still a process of getting to know one\u2019s self. How can I deprive my loved ones of this process? Coming back to the previous topic, my husband had to test others in order to understand that after all, I am the best thing that happened to him. Essentially, this con\ufb01rms that my \u201crule\u201d (aka \u201coffer\u201d) worked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many people yearn to know the details, they wonder how many times he used his \u201cpermission\u201d, but here I merely have one answer: SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED, YET with your permission, I would prefer to leave the details with me, with us. For it would be too bold for you to know the details. The only thing I can do for you is to answer the question if he used my \u201cpermission\u201d, and the answer is yes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMasha, what? Why? Are you insane?!\u201d – you might say… And you might be right. I have never pretended to be normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me explain. By doing this action, I managed to kill several birds with one stone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bird #1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The \ufb01rst bird is not the most important, yet entertaining. When this info got leaked to the press around 12 years ago, my face was all over the sports news. In a day, I managed to become famous all over America. I was sincerely amazed that such news would become such a great PR. Even Andrey Malakhov called me!))) To America from Russia. He asked for a teleconference.)) It was so hilarious, I actually wanted to cry, but<\/p>\n\n\n\n
the fact remains a fact. For me, this situation was wildly entertaining. I thought what kind of fools people are if they are fascinated by such crap? However, I still put it into consideration .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In connection with my strange fame, the public aimed to get to know me. Women, wives, mothers, on occasion, tried to discuss this topic with me. They whispered behind my back, and I heard their little chit chats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many began to avoid me, because they decided I am pure evil. They probably did not even understand why they assumed so, yet they still did. When people do not understand something, they usually exclude it from the head \u2014 this is how the central nervous system works. Those who were more willing to understand my reasoning, tried to do so, but most of them still struggled. The world community rebelled. There were even suggestions that my husband is gay. That was funny. These very inquisitive minds could not \ufb01gure it out, and therefore they chose to make this conclusion. And then I came to an epiphany \u2014 this was de\ufb01nitely a PR hit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bird #2<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My statement regarding the right to treason cut off people I did not need at all in my life. Some were simply afraid to continue communicating with me, because who knows what can be expected next from a lady like me. In their opinion, I turned out to be a dangerous element. It scared what else could have crossed my mind. If I allowed such a crime to be committed, then my next crazy moves must be unpredictable. In short, those people merged. For me it was incredibly bene\ufb01cial, because I only need people who I can \u201cclick\u201d with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bird #3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sharp-witted chicks who, perhaps, had an eye on my husband, automatically spun off, because being fucked merely once in the future would not be fun. I know very few women who are looking for a<\/p>\n\n\n\n
one-time fuck. You understand that a female\u2019s pipi is a terrible trap. Many women keep their vaginas as the main tool for manipulating their men. But this is for low-\ufb02ying men. My man is not an easy target \u2014 he is<\/p>\n\n\n\n
like a bird who aims to \ufb02y high. There were not many daredevils to risk their vagina once. They realized that there was nothing to catch. NB (nota bene) many of you, most likely, ask the question here: what if after this one time he would want more? But I also have an answer to that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything is very simple \u2014 there is still no woman with a unique pipi like no one else\u2019s. Ordinary accessible sex is some sort of riddle. Perhaps, there is no such woman in the world who could compete with me on this issue. I love sex. Whenever and wherever. Why would he need to go somewhere else on a permanent basis would not be clear in this context. However, once in the beginning \u2014 to \u201ctry something new\u201d \u2014 is always nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bird #4<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was revealed to the world that my relationship with my husband has an astonishing degree of trust. This has bene\ufb01ted both him and me. I don’t care much about public opinion, however, a correctly sent message has never harmed anyone. Even if this message scared many. Having tried such an action themselves, the majority resigned because it was dif\ufb01cult to compete with us here, as well as with our closeness, trust and honesty. Well, and a little craziness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bird #5<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our relationship de\ufb01nitely started from a different stage. For jealousy and other similar aspects did not complicate our relationship from the very beginning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is dif\ufb01cult to answer the question of how I came to this \u201coffer\u201d, and what prompted me to do this. Maybe you could ask your psychologist about this. Yet, I can assure you that a small risk can always solve a complex situation, and I like to take risks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P.S. This text should be interpreted as those scary videos where people swallow swords, and the video has a warning that states: \u201cDo NOT try to do the same at home. This is life-threatening!\u201d Keep in mind \u2014 what works for someone may not work for you at all! Nevertheless, this does not exclude the fact that someone still prefers to swallow stuff. Wishing everyone love and kindness!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a9 Masha Lopatova<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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